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Dota 2Dota 2
Got boring after 1 hour
21 votes funny
Got boring after 1 hour
21 votes funny
Отличная игра с хорошей графикой,большой выбор персонажей,советую поиграть.
15 votes funny
i love this game like i used to love my dad, he left to the store one day, and never came back
4 votes funny
Først troede jeg at Dota 2 ville være for kompliseret for mig, ligesom at jeg gav op med et andet moba spil, for deres kompliseret spil teknikker. Der er en pæn lille guide her til at hjælpe når man køber ting, som er rart at have på sig i spillet. Det et godt strategi spil og man ved aldrig om hvem der vinder, så det gælder bare om at gøre sit bedste i håb om at få fjenden ned med nakken :9 Graffiken er god og animationerne dejlige at se på! Jeg nyder virkelig at spille det, og bliver nemt inspireret til det kunsteriske, bare synd at en kamp kan tage op til 70-90 minuter men sådan er det, når man får hårde modstandere >:o "man skal bare huske at finde sig god tid, før man starter en kamp, da man kan få små-konsekvenser for at forlade tidligere" Jeg er dog lidt bekymret for opdateringerne, ved "events" da spillet kan lukke ned, især ved New Bloom event'en. Men de fik hurtigt lavet det, så det ordner sig nok ! Jeg anbefaler i det højeste til at prøve/spille Dota 2! Mange unike helte og teknikker at udprøve !
4 votes funny
Так, с чего бы начать. Игра мягко говоря какаха, причины: Минусы:1)Ужасная игра, 2)Тимейты дауны(мягко говоря) 3)Худшее комюнити 4)Она бесплатная, из-за этого такое комюнити Плюсы: 1)Можно время убить 2)И нервы потерять 3)Быстро посидеть(от комюнити). Не много поиграл и пожелел об этом,.
3 votes funny
My honesty review of playing dota: i have over 2 thousand hours on this game and i got sick and tired of the VERBAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE FROM this games player community that i created a new account to SEE if it would play out different and here is my new accounts review over the past 2 days. I started yesturday, and after 2 games my first being alright i had some nice players who took the time to teach me the odd thing here and there, however a player sniper took to different attitude on my 2 particular deaths that took place as he felt it would be appropriate to state tat my mother was raped by a fat black man in a dark alley in johannesburg, and that i as a baby was given birth in a trash can and later sold into the sex trade and abused by men..................this, indeed being based on having died twice, and was within the first 20 minutes of the game. My second game involved one guy managing to turn my entire team against me stating i was a "useless trash feeder that should delete dota, and steam and move onto pacman" and much more was spoken that is not fit for this forum..... following that game turns out seeing how it was my second game of playing dota as a whole i had received sufficient"reports" to be placed into a "Punished school" of players which is called a "Low Priority" pool whereby people play in a very "toxic" manner with seriously "abusive" communication and the only way to get out of these...Punished pool games is by "winning" which....is hard to do since every game is more about how to swear,insult and absolutely kill your self esteem that you actually just leave the game. I honestly suggest noone play this game, the community is bad, the players are mean and care about nothing but swearing you and honestly killinng you emotionally without a care of you being new to the game. On the plus side - The mechanics are great, the graphics are great and for the game itself id give a 10/10 but with it being team based and very much dependent on civilzed communication i must ultimately give it a 0/10. 0/10 I can honestly say, i have never in my life come accross a game whereby, i feel more shit, emotionally, and physically than after having played this game.
3 votes funny
Ужасная и не интересная игра, даже не пробуйте.Вообще не втягивает!
3 votes funny
Jeg forsøgte mig med spillet allerede dengang det hed DOTA og var et mod til Warcraft 3. Det gik smadder dårligt og de spillere man spillede med og imod var forfærdelige. Så jeg lagde det på hylden og forsøgte at glemme alt om det. Så blev jeg inviteret til betaen på DOTA 2, og det gik smadder dårligt og igen var der ikke megen hjælp at hente fra andre spillere, så jeg lagde det på hylden og forsøgte at glemme alt om det. Senere tilføjede de en tutorial som jeg over nogle måneder fik spillet igennem, og jeg forstod så småt hvad der foregik. Og samtidig blev der mere og mere fokus på spillets eSport scene, hvilket gav min interesse et fornyet nøk i vejret. Og nu har jeg så over de sidste par måneder spillet omkring 70 timer. Men nok om mig. Spillet er indbegrebet af et MOBA. Nok sammen med Legue of Legends de mest populære i genren. (Har aldrig spillet LoL). Hvert hold har 5 helte som skal forsøge at smadre det andet holds Ancient (en stor bygning i det andet holds lejr). Spillet foregår i "lanes" eller baner/rækker, hvor hvert hold forsøger at dræbe de andet holds creeps (små lette monstre) eller neutrale creeps for at få guld og xp så man kan levele op. Det lyder meget simpelt, men i takt med at man leveler op får man nye evner og man kan bruge sit guld på items der kan ændre din karakter ret så meget. Udvalget af karakterer er meget stort og alle er gratis at spille med. Det eneste du giver penge for er kosmetiske ting, og det er et stort plus! Jeg synes at folk er begyndt at opføre sig pænere efter jeg er begyndt at spille igen, og det er til at starte for en nybegynder. Men det er stadig et meget svært spil, og selv efter 70 timer er jeg absolut stadig en nybegynder. Du må gerne tilføje mig hvis du vil have en og spille med, men jeg tilbyder ikke coaching eller lignende, da jeg ikke har niveauet til det, og jeg heller ikke gør brug af mikrofon,
3 votes funny
Я наиграл в этот shit 2278 ч , Это было ФАНИ НО БЫЛО больно . Благодаря этой игре я получил дозу фана на всю свою жизн.Не играйте в это ПАЖАЛУЙСТА .
2 votes funny
Крч, расклад такой, я в доте примерно лет 5, и это не мейн акк, говорю всем, ЕБАНЫЕ ЧСВ ШКОЛЬНИКИ НЕ ЗАПУСКАЙТЕ НАХУЙ ЭТУ ИГРУ ВООБЩЕ, Я ТАК УДИВЛЁМ ЧТО НА 5к+ ЕСТЬ ТАКИЕ УЕБАНЫ, ну а так игра хорошая, советую всем.Я закончил.
2 votes funny
One of the best games of Valve
2 votes funny
хорошая игра ))
2 votes funny
boktan
2 votes funny
Дратути)0)
2 votes funny
ПОШЛА ОНА НАХУЙ
2 votes funny
В этой игре настолько дружелюбные игроки, что даже любят всю твою семью
2 votes funny
This is a game that takes a life time to learn, if you want to be able to play all heroes.
2 votes funny
I hate this game
2 votes funny
Det her spil er noget lort 0/10 - IGN
2 votes funny
Good game. Bitch!
2 votes funny
Awesome game
2 votes funny
lort
2 votes funny
пойдет
2 votes funny
. part. 2 (after 8k hours) seriously, get a life
2 votes funny
Чёткая игра , но не для раков и евреев ....
2 votes funny

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