
Valheim
Mar 15, 2021
Mar 15, 2021
Feb 6, 2024
Feb 28, 2021
Jan 30, 2025
Sep 2, 2024
Jun 6, 2024
Sep 26, 2023
Mar 28, 2023
Nov 30, 2021
Aug 29, 2021
Jul 12, 2021
Jul 7, 2021
May 25, 2021
Apr 19, 2021
Mar 17, 2021
Mar 5, 2021
Mar 3, 2021
Mar 1, 2021

76561198256618314

Not Recommended10 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
dør hele tiden, lorte spil.
4 votes funny
76561198256618314

Not Recommended10 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
dør hele tiden, lorte spil.
4 votes funny
76561198038239463

Recommended89 hrs played (60 hrs at review)
game gud, many fun very exciting
penis for attention
……………………………………….¸„„„„
…………………….…………...„--~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).'\
………….…………………… („-~~-„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¸-¯"¯/
……………………¸„„-^"¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡'\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡¸-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)„-^" : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡„-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ¸„-^¯
( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)¸„„-~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.':( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡:"-„ ( ͡° ͜ʖ\
.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° \
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ 'Ì
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~
2 votes funny
76561198124333961

Recommended224 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
We do a little bit of trolling.
- Loki,
And by Odin, make sure the bees are happy. You do not wish to see the outcome if they aren't.
2 votes funny
76561198111710568

Recommended108 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
snild dild dickwhistle
1 votes funny
76561198196981259

Recommended585 hrs played (553 hrs at review)
10/10 would suffer again
great game all around gives you a special survival experience
Pros:
Vikings
Trees physics 2 froms of combat in valheim vs monester and vs trees. these motherfuckers will do everything in their power to unalive you so be warned. don't believe me watch this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxBMRdK1ZQ. can also be used to kill ur friend use this forbiden knownelge as you wish
The unyielding hoard of greydwarfs come to stone you and your friends
Trolls with logs helping you skip most of the early game
Build anywhere you want side of a mountain have at chief. in the ash lands on top of the pilars in the water go right ahead lad ur good to go. Black fo... don't. Plain i hope ur ready to have single lox undo all ur progress because you went AFK for 10 mins and didnt spawn proof the area with workbenchs. meadows ur a pussy but also just like peace and quite so i can respect that, but still a pussy. swamp do you like the wet effect :D.
exploration there a lot to see and alot to do so get out the brother and enjoy the world of valheim
enemy factions wasting to many resources on killing tanky enemies. take em for a journey to another biome and watch the locals ripe eachout apart
Cons:
Stamina: shit sucks when the hoard is on its way to probe ur checks
terraforming: Odin forbids you from have leveled building space
farming: shit sucks ass todo
upgrading item: costs way to fking much
Sailing: hope you got a second monitor bro
vanilla no long doing it for you don't worry there's a modding commity to help you for that. load up nexusmods and go wild.
i got bored, but still many thing i wan't to write but i think i'm just gonna let you experience that on your own
final verdict: 10/10 will always come back to this game.
i wrote words wrong yes i'm dyslexia as fuck so that to be expected
1 votes funny
76561198073252044

Recommended9 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I have no idea what im doing
1 votes funny
76561198001472279

Recommended188 hrs played (162 hrs at review)
avoid trees... they hurt your soul
1 votes funny
76561198011447058

Recommended819 hrs played (341 hrs at review)
Sailed past a camp full of green people, who was just vibing, having the time of their lives.
Buuuut.... The unwritten rules of vikings said that I should sail to the coast, raid their camp, kill everyone and steal their valuables, which I did.
10/10 would do it again (and I did)
1 votes funny
76561198233930044

Recommended75 hrs played (67 hrs at review)
gut game but now it no boot up
1 votes funny
76561198028084135

Not Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Ikke særlig spændende spil, samt dårlig grafik
1 votes funny
76561198075748284

Recommended106 hrs played (42 hrs at review)
remove trees they are too op
1 votes funny
76561198008553406

Not Recommended81 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
what a shitty game experience.
It's impossible to get anywhere in the game with the trolls dominating every possible forest, the blackwood is impossible to venture into since you die 50+ times in a day if you dare enter it.
Dungeons are impossible to find and guess what? more trolls who follow you around. they are impossibæe to kill and follow you around and destroy the settlements you make. SHIT experience. DO NOT DIE this crap.
THey need to make the days longer, Nights less shit and impossible to move in, Trolls needs to get removed or killable from the start besides getting the weapons a serious boost. OMG some crap items. You need a forge? Too bad. you wont find the items unlerss you can solo everything in the black wood. i used more than 80 days doing nothing since i ould hardly move from my huts. '
DOn't waste your time on this !
1 votes funny
76561198230164724

Recommended150 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
I have only played this game for 45 hours but I can promise you that I will be putting a lot more time into it.
Pros:
The real value of this game lies in it's content. Although the gameplay can be seen quite straightforward and perhaps boring over time, they have managed to make every core element of this game fun. This includes tree cutting, building your base, combat, hunting and exploring.
You can take this game in your own pace - you wanna go to the end of the world as soon as you can build a ship? Sure, you can. You wanna progress slowly and build up a safe village for you and your friends first? Sure, you can.
The music has a similar effect as Minecraft's soundtrack - it just pulls you back in and makes the game feel like your second home.
Cons:
Some of the cons involves graphics looking quite rough.
Also when building a big enough base, it can be quite hard for your GPU and CPU to keep up resulting in FPS drop.
1 votes funny
76561198874690502

Recommended415 hrs played (144 hrs at review)
i can't stop building, my computer can't handle the builds anymore.
Time to create a new world and do it all again.
Great game, and hopefully it will get even "better" with upcoming updates.
*Edit: now i can even build without having issues with the computer being able to handle it, optimized very well!
1 votes funny
76561197960404719

Recommended35 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
Godt spil som at man kan spille længe og helst med en ven spillet er rat sjov fordi man kan bygge vikinge skibe og man kan kæmpe mod fjender og man kan bygge huse som at man kan sove i man skal også kæmpe mod bosser de er ret sværer men man kan godt klare dem hvis man gør sig umage og øver sig og laver nogle stærke svær og spiser mad inden man ska kæmpe imod dem og man kan osse finde huler hvor at man kan finde ting for eksempel guld mønter og andet men man skal passe på fordi at der er skeleter som kæmper mod en og har meget liv
1 votes funny
76561198084739009

Recommended26 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
spillet er maks nice og du kan nakke trolde (coolsmiley). hvis du har venner er det endnu sjovere eftersom man ikke er en lonely taber som mig :(
1 votes funny
76561198030652649

Recommended315 hrs played (71 hrs at review)
CRINGE / BASED?
BASED
1 votes funny
76561198035527265

Recommended1173 hrs played (35 hrs at review)
spillet er lige som at få en kæreste det tager din tid og alt din opmærksomhed dog tager en kæreste også alle dine penge så hermed vil jeg anbefale valheim over et kvindfolk. dette spil er et af det bedste jeg har spillet længe
1 votes funny
Valheim
Mar 15, 2021
Mar 15, 2021
Feb 6, 2024
Feb 28, 2021
Jan 30, 2025
Sep 2, 2024
Jun 6, 2024
Sep 26, 2023
Mar 28, 2023
Nov 30, 2021
Aug 29, 2021
Jul 12, 2021
Jul 7, 2021
May 25, 2021
Apr 19, 2021
Mar 17, 2021
Mar 5, 2021
Mar 3, 2021
Mar 1, 2021

76561198256618314

Not Recommended10 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
dør hele tiden, lorte spil.
4 votes funny
76561198256618314

Not Recommended10 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
dør hele tiden, lorte spil.
4 votes funny
76561198038239463

Recommended89 hrs played (60 hrs at review)
game gud, many fun very exciting
penis for attention
……………………………………….¸„„„„
…………………….…………...„--~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).'\
………….…………………… („-~~-„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¸-¯"¯/
……………………¸„„-^"¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡'\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡¸-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)„-^" : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡„-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ¸„-^¯
( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)¸„„-~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.':( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡:"-„ ( ͡° ͜ʖ\
.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° \
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ 'Ì
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~
2 votes funny
76561198124333961

Recommended224 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
We do a little bit of trolling.
- Loki,
And by Odin, make sure the bees are happy. You do not wish to see the outcome if they aren't.
2 votes funny
76561198111710568

Recommended108 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
snild dild dickwhistle
1 votes funny
76561198196981259

Recommended585 hrs played (553 hrs at review)
10/10 would suffer again
great game all around gives you a special survival experience
Pros:
Vikings
Trees physics 2 froms of combat in valheim vs monester and vs trees. these motherfuckers will do everything in their power to unalive you so be warned. don't believe me watch this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxBMRdK1ZQ. can also be used to kill ur friend use this forbiden knownelge as you wish
The unyielding hoard of greydwarfs come to stone you and your friends
Trolls with logs helping you skip most of the early game
Build anywhere you want side of a mountain have at chief. in the ash lands on top of the pilars in the water go right ahead lad ur good to go. Black fo... don't. Plain i hope ur ready to have single lox undo all ur progress because you went AFK for 10 mins and didnt spawn proof the area with workbenchs. meadows ur a pussy but also just like peace and quite so i can respect that, but still a pussy. swamp do you like the wet effect :D.
exploration there a lot to see and alot to do so get out the brother and enjoy the world of valheim
enemy factions wasting to many resources on killing tanky enemies. take em for a journey to another biome and watch the locals ripe eachout apart
Cons:
Stamina: shit sucks when the hoard is on its way to probe ur checks
terraforming: Odin forbids you from have leveled building space
farming: shit sucks ass todo
upgrading item: costs way to fking much
Sailing: hope you got a second monitor bro
vanilla no long doing it for you don't worry there's a modding commity to help you for that. load up nexusmods and go wild.
i got bored, but still many thing i wan't to write but i think i'm just gonna let you experience that on your own
final verdict: 10/10 will always come back to this game.
i wrote words wrong yes i'm dyslexia as fuck so that to be expected
1 votes funny
76561198073252044

Recommended9 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I have no idea what im doing
1 votes funny
76561198001472279

Recommended188 hrs played (162 hrs at review)
avoid trees... they hurt your soul
1 votes funny
76561198011447058

Recommended819 hrs played (341 hrs at review)
Sailed past a camp full of green people, who was just vibing, having the time of their lives.
Buuuut.... The unwritten rules of vikings said that I should sail to the coast, raid their camp, kill everyone and steal their valuables, which I did.
10/10 would do it again (and I did)
1 votes funny
76561198233930044

Recommended75 hrs played (67 hrs at review)
gut game but now it no boot up
1 votes funny
76561198028084135

Not Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Ikke særlig spændende spil, samt dårlig grafik
1 votes funny
76561198075748284

Recommended106 hrs played (42 hrs at review)
remove trees they are too op
1 votes funny
76561198008553406

Not Recommended81 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
what a shitty game experience.
It's impossible to get anywhere in the game with the trolls dominating every possible forest, the blackwood is impossible to venture into since you die 50+ times in a day if you dare enter it.
Dungeons are impossible to find and guess what? more trolls who follow you around. they are impossibæe to kill and follow you around and destroy the settlements you make. SHIT experience. DO NOT DIE this crap.
THey need to make the days longer, Nights less shit and impossible to move in, Trolls needs to get removed or killable from the start besides getting the weapons a serious boost. OMG some crap items. You need a forge? Too bad. you wont find the items unlerss you can solo everything in the black wood. i used more than 80 days doing nothing since i ould hardly move from my huts. '
DOn't waste your time on this !
1 votes funny
76561198230164724

Recommended150 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
I have only played this game for 45 hours but I can promise you that I will be putting a lot more time into it.
Pros:
The real value of this game lies in it's content. Although the gameplay can be seen quite straightforward and perhaps boring over time, they have managed to make every core element of this game fun. This includes tree cutting, building your base, combat, hunting and exploring.
You can take this game in your own pace - you wanna go to the end of the world as soon as you can build a ship? Sure, you can. You wanna progress slowly and build up a safe village for you and your friends first? Sure, you can.
The music has a similar effect as Minecraft's soundtrack - it just pulls you back in and makes the game feel like your second home.
Cons:
Some of the cons involves graphics looking quite rough.
Also when building a big enough base, it can be quite hard for your GPU and CPU to keep up resulting in FPS drop.
1 votes funny
76561198874690502

Recommended415 hrs played (144 hrs at review)
i can't stop building, my computer can't handle the builds anymore.
Time to create a new world and do it all again.
Great game, and hopefully it will get even "better" with upcoming updates.
*Edit: now i can even build without having issues with the computer being able to handle it, optimized very well!
1 votes funny
76561197960404719

Recommended35 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
Godt spil som at man kan spille længe og helst med en ven spillet er rat sjov fordi man kan bygge vikinge skibe og man kan kæmpe mod fjender og man kan bygge huse som at man kan sove i man skal også kæmpe mod bosser de er ret sværer men man kan godt klare dem hvis man gør sig umage og øver sig og laver nogle stærke svær og spiser mad inden man ska kæmpe imod dem og man kan osse finde huler hvor at man kan finde ting for eksempel guld mønter og andet men man skal passe på fordi at der er skeleter som kæmper mod en og har meget liv
1 votes funny
76561198084739009

Recommended26 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
spillet er maks nice og du kan nakke trolde (coolsmiley). hvis du har venner er det endnu sjovere eftersom man ikke er en lonely taber som mig :(
1 votes funny
76561198030652649

Recommended315 hrs played (71 hrs at review)
CRINGE / BASED?
BASED
1 votes funny
76561198035527265

Recommended1173 hrs played (35 hrs at review)
spillet er lige som at få en kæreste det tager din tid og alt din opmærksomhed dog tager en kæreste også alle dine penge så hermed vil jeg anbefale valheim over et kvindfolk. dette spil er et af det bedste jeg har spillet længe
1 votes funny