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ValheimValheim
dør hele tiden, lorte spil.
4 votes funny
dør hele tiden, lorte spil.
4 votes funny
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2 votes funny
We do a little bit of trolling. - Loki, And by Odin, make sure the bees are happy. You do not wish to see the outcome if they aren't.
2 votes funny
snild dild dickwhistle
1 votes funny
10/10 would suffer again great game all around gives you a special survival experience Pros: Vikings Trees physics 2 froms of combat in valheim vs monester and vs trees. these motherfuckers will do everything in their power to unalive you so be warned. don't believe me watch this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxBMRdK1ZQ. can also be used to kill ur friend use this forbiden knownelge as you wish The unyielding hoard of greydwarfs come to stone you and your friends Trolls with logs helping you skip most of the early game Build anywhere you want side of a mountain have at chief. in the ash lands on top of the pilars in the water go right ahead lad ur good to go. Black fo... don't. Plain i hope ur ready to have single lox undo all ur progress because you went AFK for 10 mins and didnt spawn proof the area with workbenchs. meadows ur a pussy but also just like peace and quite so i can respect that, but still a pussy. swamp do you like the wet effect :D. exploration there a lot to see and alot to do so get out the brother and enjoy the world of valheim enemy factions wasting to many resources on killing tanky enemies. take em for a journey to another biome and watch the locals ripe eachout apart Cons: Stamina: shit sucks when the hoard is on its way to probe ur checks terraforming: Odin forbids you from have leveled building space farming: shit sucks ass todo upgrading item: costs way to fking much Sailing: hope you got a second monitor bro vanilla no long doing it for you don't worry there's a modding commity to help you for that. load up nexusmods and go wild. i got bored, but still many thing i wan't to write but i think i'm just gonna let you experience that on your own final verdict: 10/10 will always come back to this game. i wrote words wrong yes i'm dyslexia as fuck so that to be expected
1 votes funny
I have no idea what im doing
1 votes funny
LORTE SPIL
1 votes funny
avoid trees... they hurt your soul
1 votes funny
Sailed past a camp full of green people, who was just vibing, having the time of their lives. Buuuut.... The unwritten rules of vikings said that I should sail to the coast, raid their camp, kill everyone and steal their valuables, which I did. 10/10 would do it again (and I did)
1 votes funny
gut game but now it no boot up
1 votes funny
:)
1 votes funny
SKÅL!!!
1 votes funny
Ikke særlig spændende spil, samt dårlig grafik
1 votes funny
remove trees they are too op
1 votes funny
what a shitty game experience. It's impossible to get anywhere in the game with the trolls dominating every possible forest, the blackwood is impossible to venture into since you die 50+ times in a day if you dare enter it. Dungeons are impossible to find and guess what? more trolls who follow you around. they are impossibæe to kill and follow you around and destroy the settlements you make. SHIT experience. DO NOT DIE this crap. THey need to make the days longer, Nights less shit and impossible to move in, Trolls needs to get removed or killable from the start besides getting the weapons a serious boost. OMG some crap items. You need a forge? Too bad. you wont find the items unlerss you can solo everything in the black wood. i used more than 80 days doing nothing since i ould hardly move from my huts. ' DOn't waste your time on this !
1 votes funny
I have only played this game for 45 hours but I can promise you that I will be putting a lot more time into it. Pros: The real value of this game lies in it's content. Although the gameplay can be seen quite straightforward and perhaps boring over time, they have managed to make every core element of this game fun. This includes tree cutting, building your base, combat, hunting and exploring. You can take this game in your own pace - you wanna go to the end of the world as soon as you can build a ship? Sure, you can. You wanna progress slowly and build up a safe village for you and your friends first? Sure, you can. The music has a similar effect as Minecraft's soundtrack - it just pulls you back in and makes the game feel like your second home. Cons: Some of the cons involves graphics looking quite rough. Also when building a big enough base, it can be quite hard for your GPU and CPU to keep up resulting in FPS drop.
1 votes funny
i can't stop building, my computer can't handle the builds anymore. Time to create a new world and do it all again. Great game, and hopefully it will get even "better" with upcoming updates. *Edit: now i can even build without having issues with the computer being able to handle it, optimized very well!
1 votes funny
dhf
1 votes funny
Godt spil som at man kan spille længe og helst med en ven spillet er rat sjov fordi man kan bygge vikinge skibe og man kan kæmpe mod fjender og man kan bygge huse som at man kan sove i man skal også kæmpe mod bosser de er ret sværer men man kan godt klare dem hvis man gør sig umage og øver sig og laver nogle stærke svær og spiser mad inden man ska kæmpe imod dem og man kan osse finde huler hvor at man kan finde ting for eksempel guld mønter og andet men man skal passe på fordi at der er skeleter som kæmper mod en og har meget liv
1 votes funny
nicce
1 votes funny
amazing
1 votes funny
spillet er maks nice og du kan nakke trolde (coolsmiley). hvis du har venner er det endnu sjovere eftersom man ikke er en lonely taber som mig :(
1 votes funny
its a gode game
1 votes funny
CRINGE / BASED? BASED
1 votes funny
spillet er lige som at få en kæreste det tager din tid og alt din opmærksomhed dog tager en kæreste også alle dine penge så hermed vil jeg anbefale valheim over et kvindfolk. dette spil er et af det bedste jeg har spillet længe
1 votes funny

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