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このプレイ時間があれば人生をより豊かにすることができました
11 votes funny
このプレイ時間があれば人生をより豊かにすることができました
11 votes funny
Çok güzel bir oyun herkesin alması lazım
8 votes funny
「セールで安いから」「まあ暇つぶしにはなりそう」で買ったコレが、人生の大切な時間を使い潰すレベルの非常にヤバい物件だった。 一定方向にオートで走る「箱」を1ボタンでジャンプさせ障害物を避け続ける…と良くあるアレだが、音楽とのシンクロが非常に高いレベル構成をしており、ステージごとに曲も変わるという、ある種の音ゲーに近い作り。実際画面見るより、耳でリズムとったほうがよけやすい場面も多い。 ……で、難易度は「かなり難しい」部類に入る。障害物にぶつかったら一発アウトでステージの最初から。ただリトライは容易で残機無限。死亡、即、次の試行が始まる。もちろんそれでも挫折まっしぐらの難易度ステージもあるので、練習として細かくチェックポイントがはいって再スタートそこからのモードもある。集中を欠けば即死の難易度と、音楽とのシンクロと、リトライに次ぐリトライで、プレイヤーの心理は徐々に悟りの境地に達していき、クリアした時はめっちゃ嬉しいという、いわゆるゲームクズの人が大好きなアレですね! さて、ここまでは本作の魅力の半分。 ある意味おまけ、ある意味本編とも言える「ユーザーによるステージ作成」が非常に凝った作りになっている。 最近のゲームで最も近い作りのものをあげるなら、話題になったスーパーマリオメーカーだろう。 ユーザー制作のステージは無数にアップロードされており、ボタン1つで取り込むことが可能。また難易度別、人気順、など様々なフィルタで検索と絞り込みが可能であり、遊ぶボリュームには困らない。 鬼畜難易度のステージもあるがアップロードできるのは「作成者が自分でクリアしたこと」というどっかで聞いたことのある条件となっており、クリア不可のものは存在しない。その他、演出重視の雰囲気ステージや、自動マリオのような「AUTO」のステージも多々存在し、我々の目と耳を楽しませてくれる。元がスマホゲーなんで、ユーザー数も非常に多く、1000万を超える回数DLされてるステージもザラにある。 早い話が、自分で作る側に回ると人生が死ぬので、触るなよ!!絶対に触るなよ!!
7 votes funny
CÓMPRALO ⣿⣿⣷⡁⢆⠈⠕⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢔⢂⢕⢄⠂⣂⠂⠆⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂ ⣿⣿⣿⡷⠊⡢⡹⣦⡑⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⠕⠔⠌⠝⠛⠶⠶⢶⣦⣄⢂⢕⢂⢕ ⣿⣿⠏⣠⣾⣦⡐⢌⢿⣷⣦⣅⡑⠕⠡⠐⢿⠿⣛⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠡⢷⡈⢂⢕⢂ ⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑⠝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⢁⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⢿⢿⡟⢻⣤⢑⢂ ⣾⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣙⣻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢟⢝⢕⢕⢕⢕⢽⣿⣿⣷⣔ ⣿⣿⠵⠚⠉⢀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢷⣂⣠⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢌⠻⣿⡿⡫⡪⡪⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠣⡁⠹⡪⡪⡪⡪⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠐⢉⢍⢄⢌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠈ ⡣⡘⢄⠙⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠠⠈ ⠌⢊⢂⢣⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜⠠⠈ ⠄⠁⠕⢝⡢⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⣑⣑⣑⣵⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⣿⠠⠈ ⠨⡂⡀⢑⢕⡅⠂⠄⠉⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⢕⣿⣿⠠⠈ ⠄⠪⣂⠁⢕⠆⠄⠂⠄⠁⡀⠂⡀⠄⢈⠉⢍⢛⢛⢛⢋⢔⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⠠⠈
6 votes funny
Game wont start
5 votes funny
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3 votes funny
Iubbesc jocul dai rage quit dai pumni in masa iti rupi mana foarte creativ jocul
3 votes funny
игра буквально умерла от частых обновлений, оочень много доната
2 votes funny
poop
2 votes funny
this is pubic review! i love this so much!! i would recommend to someone 11/10. how do i gift this to someone???? I like the part where you have to earn you way up there in the ranks. Don't recommend and will never play this again.
2 votes funny
やらなくていいです。 ただの時間の無駄。 成功経験を得たいならもっと効率のいいゲームをやったほうがいい。
2 votes funny
How to jump?????
2 votes funny
音が聞こえないのはどうして????
2 votes funny
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2 votes funny
点数:7/10 日本語無し 心地よい音楽が流れる中、ジャンプで障害物を回避していくゲーム。 一見簡素な画面デザインも音楽への没入感を高めてくれる。 最初から用意されているステージの他にも、ステージエディット機能により作られた 数多のユーザー作成ステージがあり、遊ぼうと思えばどこまでも遊び込める。 ただし、一度死ぬとステージの最初からという仕様に加えて、 難易度が高いステージはゴテゴテしたデザインや急な方向転換といった初見殺しが豊富で、理不尽になってくる。 普通に楽しめるのは最初の6ステージぐらいであった。 何度ミスしても大丈夫な練習モードも用意されているが、 BGMはステージ本来のものではなく練習用の曲に差し替えられてしまい、なんとも味気なくなってしまう。 ちなみに、作中で使用されている音楽は創作系コミュニティサイト『Newgrounds』で公開されているもので、このゲーム用に作られた曲という訳ではない。 気に入った曲はNewgroundsから無料でダウンロードできるので、たぶんサントラとかは出ないと思う。
2 votes funny
所謂ランゲーム、強制スクロールでジャンプしかできないアレ系。 BGMが良い感じ。昔流行ったEDMが好きならオススメ。BGMを聴きたいが為に何度もリプレイしてしまう。 その良BGMとシンクロしてるようなしてないようなステージ構成。リズム刻みたくなるジャンプタイミング。 でもトゲの設置間隔とかがエグいからすぐ死ぬ。 さらにグラディウスIIの6面くらい速いのですぐ死ぬ。BGM聴いていたいのにすぐ死ぬ。 しかしリスタートはすごく早いのでストレスフリー。 これら要素の相乗効果でハマってしまい中々やめ時が難しい。 高速スクロールなのでハイリフレゲーミングモニタのこうかはばつぐんだ!60hzだと目が疲れてしまう。 スマホだと無料版ができるけど上記の点からPCでのプレイをオススメ! レベルエディタ付きで他人のステージもプレイできるっぽいぞ。やったねえいえんにあそべるね! 他のゲームの息抜きにどうぞ。
2 votes funny
衝撃のリアルを体感せよ
2 votes funny
⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠉⠉⠉⠹ ⡇⢸⣿⡟⠛⢿⣷⠀⢸⣿⡟⠛⢿⣷⡄⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀ ⡇⢸⣿⣧⣤⣾⠿⠀⢸⣿⣇⣀⣸⡿⠃⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⣇⣀⣸⣿⡇⠀ ⡇⢸⣿⡏⠉⢹⣿⡆⢸⣿⡟⠛⢻⣷⡄⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡏⠉⢹⣿⡇⠀ ⡇⢸⣿⣧⣤⣼⡿⠃⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⠸⣿⣧⣤⣼⡿⠁⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀ ⣇⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣀⡈⠉⣁⣀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣀⣀⣀⣰ ⣇⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⣟⣟⢟⢟⢝⠵⡝⣿⡿⢂⣼⣿⣷⣌⠩⡫⡻⣝⠹⢿⣿⣷ ⡆⣿⣆⠱⣝⡵⣝⢅⠙⣿⢕⢕⢕⢕⢝⣥⢒⠅⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⣌⠪⡪⣡⢑⢝⣇ ⡆⣿⣿⣦⠹⣳⣳⣕⢅⠈⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢈⢆⠟⠋⠉⠁⠉⠉⠁⠈⠼⢐⢕⢽ ⡗⢰⣶⣶⣦⣝⢝⢕⢕⠅⡆⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣴⠏⣠⡶⠛⡉⡉⡛⢶⣦⡀⠐⣕⢕ ⡝⡄⢻⢟⣿⣿⣷⣕⣕⣅⣿⣔⣕⣵⣵⣿⣿⢠⣿⢠⣮⡈⣌⠨⠅⠹⣷⡀⢱⢕ ⡝⡵⠟⠈⢀⣀⣀⡀⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⢈⡋⠴⢿⡟⣡⡇⣿⡇⡀⢕ ⡝⠁⣠⣾⠟⡉⡉⡉⠻⣦⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠸⣿⣦⣥⣿⡇⡿⣰⢗⢄ ⠁⢰⣿⡏⣴⣌⠈⣌⠡⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣉⣉⣁⣄⢖⢕⢕⢕ ⡀⢻⣿⡇⢙⠁⠴⢿⡟⣡⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣿ ⡻⣄⣻⣿⣌⠘⢿⣷⣥⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⢄⠻⣿⣟⠿⠦⠍⠉⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟ ⡕⡑⣑⣈⣻⢗⢟⢞⢝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⠿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣠ ⡝⡵⡈⢟⢕⢕⢕⢕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣀⣈⠙ ⡝⡵⡕⡀⠑⠳⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢉⡠⡲⡫⡪⡪⡣
1 votes funny
結論、難易度の高いプラットフォームゲームが好きな方には刺さると思います。 10年経っても活気のあるコミュニティー、ユーザーのおかげで新しいレベルがどんどん増えます。 自分は音ハメ(音楽に合わせてクリックする)タイプのレベルを好んでプレイしますが、 気づけばプレイ時間が1000時間を超えていました。 ユーザー達が作ったほぼ無限といっていいほど大量のレベル達。 レベルを彩る美しいデコレーション、多様な音楽の組み合わせに飽きがこないのです。 また、このゲームには人生で大切なことを教わった気がします。 Practice makes perfect. 努力は必ず報われます。 度重なる練習の果てに、高難度のレベルをクリアしたときの達成感がクセになってしまうのです。 そんな達成感を味わいたい方はぜひプレイしてください。 2.1まではエディターでスタートポジションを設定すると、クラッシュすることが多く、しばらくの間萎えていました。 2.2では上記のクラッシュがなくなったことに加えて、プラクティスモードでも音楽付きでプレイできるようになり、私の中では神ゲーに復活しました。 これで好きなレベルを思う存分練習することができます。 巷で出回っているフリーソフトで細かい設定などができるようですが、 私は導入していなかったので、このアップデートは嬉しかったです。 Robtop Gamesへ、 素敵なゲームを作ってくれてありがとう。 そして10周年おめでとう。これからもよろしく。
1 votes funny
i want a goth mommy to squeeze me with her thighs
1 votes funny
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1 votes funny
cube jump= fun death 98%= no fun
1 votes funny
its okay
1 votes funny
good game guys
1 votes funny
my wife left me but i can still jump over triangles!
1 votes funny

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